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Joke of the Day

"A dog and a cat walk into a bar. One starts licking its ass and the other says ""Two can play that game!"" They forget about drinks."

"What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean? A good start."

"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."

"What is yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon."

"Have you heard Schrodinger's joke? It's both funny and not funny at the same time, but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you've told it."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them."

"*outside my house* - Don't let them know you have Clifford - Hey you must really like red your whole first floor is red, and barks? - Damn"

"What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars!"

"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding, he is actually sitting at home."

"The difference between Christian wives and Jewish wives? Christian wives have fake jewelry and real orgasms."