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Joke of the Day
"They say comedy is an aphrodisiac. So I guess when women laugh at me after sex it's a good thing?"
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"My Nana's ninety three, but she's living the dream. The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out."
"On $15 I could travel the world.. of Warcraft"
"Two dyslexic bank robbers attempted to rob the local bank today. (NSFW) They ran in and said ""Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!"""
"How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas? With a DustBuster."
"My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10 Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!!! That's the best I've done so far."
"You know in a video game when you kept pushing b to get through the talking part but later realized you should've read it? That's adulthood."
"What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of ""Back to the Future""? They Hire 'Em A Biff!"
"When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!"
"A guy walks in on his daughter masturbating with a pickle ""Sick!"" he says. ""I was going to eat that. Now it's going to taste like pickle."""