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Joke of the Day

"What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of ""Back to the Future""? They Hire 'Em A Biff!"

"A woman walks in on the janitor using the women's washroom... ""What are you doing in here?"" ""The men's room is filthy"""

"What do you call a cheap hooker's snatch? Death Valley."

"The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor"

"A man went to a meeting for premature ejaculators but when he arrived there was no one there, he'd come too early."

"A client just thanked me profusely for curing his erectile dysfunction. -shrugs- It wasn't hard."

"Why are gametes best suited to advertising careers? Because sex cells."

"that lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare"

"I was playing 'would you rather', and asked my girlfriend if she'd rather be a goat or a cow for the rest of her life. She asked me which one I'd rather fuck."

"I think the only way I'll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I'm in prison."