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Joke of the Day

"On $15 I could travel the world.. of Warcraft"

"If you open your iPhone camera when it's reversed, and your own face scares and shames you, it's considered cardio."

"Hear about the guy who broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra? The police are looking for a hardened criminal."

"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."

"I have so much Astronomy work it's out of this world."

"Tax time is when I'm grateful that I'm detal oriented."

"What do you feel when there's no coffee left? Depresso"

"Why was there a whale in Wales in a well? We're not sure, its a deep subject...."

"I finally got the confidence to be a peeping tom For the longest time, I was just beating around the bush"

"I like my coffee like I like my woman. Cold and bitter."