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Joke of the Day

"On $15 I could travel the world.. of Warcraft"

"[to the secretary before I go in for job interview] ""when the music starts, hit this button and that will activate the fog machine"""

"My friend asked me if I wanted to walk down a hill with him. I declined."

"To show off my ""Downton Abbey etiquette"" at the gym, I don't throw punches at the punching bag. I just say something witty and cruel to it."

"AMA REQUEST: Kurt Cobain oh... oh yeah thats right."

"What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston? My car can hit 50."

"What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease? That you get to meet new people everyday!"

"What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying? Prepear for the end."

"I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper."

"What do rich people and bad flossers have in common? Deep pockets."