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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican prostitute give to the donkey after the show? Jorge."
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"I like my girlfriends how I like my wine... 10 years old and locked in a cellar"
"What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very very big spider !"
"A man is about to jump off a building. A physicist tells him ""Don't jump! You have so much potential!"""
"How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"We use a very accurate term to describe our government. Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures."
"Why is cupid bad at basketball? When he shoots, someone else scores."
"Why did the chickens cross the road? Because they were Turkish."
"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"
"Whats the difference between pork and beef? Once fucking someone and the other one if fucking someone over"