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Joke of the Day
"Why is cupid bad at basketball? When he shoots, someone else scores."
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"Rhetorical is still a word, right?"
"Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread."
"The Canadian version of Breaking Bad is kind of lame. It ends after he gets cancer and his treatment is totally paid for by the government."
"How can you tell there are two elephants in your fridge? You have to put the partly-eaten dismembered body of your infant daughter in the freezer instead."
"There's nothing more disturbing than the 1st time you hear someone you know using their ""whooo's a good dog"" voice."
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a man? Just one, if you put it in the right place."
"befor they had dog cops they tried cat cops but the cats kept meowing at the policemans durimg the stakeouts"
"What do you call a Mexican midget lady? Cuntswaylow"
"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer One turns to the other and asks, ""*does this taste funny to you?*"" The other responds, ""*no.*"""