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Joke of the Day
"Why is cupid bad at basketball? When he shoots, someone else scores."
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"Why doesn't jesus play hockey? He's scared of getting nailed into the boards"
"[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert? Because the C-section is always messy."
"Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats."
"I'll always remember my dad's last words on his death bed: 'Son, what are you doing with that pillow?'"
"Why are planes strong? Because they can LIFT"
"How often do you guys close your internet tabs? One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign."
"What's a blind mans worst fear ? A prius"
"A three legged dog Walks into a bar, sits down and says im looking for the man that shot my paw."
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"