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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."
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"Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."
"I finished a burrito 5 minutes ago and I wish there was more. I now understand every Taylor Swift song."
"This day in history. 1924. Franz Kafka died after a surrealistically charged life which should have its own adjective. Kafkastic? Kafkable?"
"What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner? Forgetti Bolognese."
"I could have sworn I heard a chorus of a thousand tiny voices rising up from the shower drain to wish me a Happy Fathers Day."
"Can you guess how many turkeys we're gonna serve tomorrow? Turkey-two j.k. we don't celebrate thanksgiving here lol happy normal day to us"
"License and registration please. ""Bears."" Excuse me? ""Beaaaaars."" Are you drunk sir? ""BEAAAARS!"" Stop saying bea- *cop is mauled by bears*"
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Nothing. Fuck that guy."
"A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks.. ""are you okay carrying this loaf?"" to which he replies ""baguette""."