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Joke of the Day

"""Go out there, kid! Make a name for yourself-"" JAMARCUS McTHUNDERNUGGETS THE THIRD ""Trent that's not really what i-"" It's Jamarcus now"

"I was bitten by a Hasidic Jew. The doctor in the E/R gave me Rabbi shots."

"How exactly was a black hole sun supposed to wash away the rain, Soundgarden?"

"Difference between a prostitute and a slut The prostitute sleeps with everybody. The slut sleeps with everybody except me."

"Man who eat jeellybeans.... Farts in technicolor."

"How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them."

"How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill."

"Now a Days never ask a ... Never ask: ... A Woman Her Age.! . > > . A Man his Salary.!!! . . . ANd Now a days.... A students , His Percentage... . Its hurts source: http://www.newgags.com"

"I remember when I was gay It was a real pain in the ass."

"M'lady, What is the most beautiful thing in the world? Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?"