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Joke of the Day

"""Go out there, kid! Make a name for yourself-"" JAMARCUS McTHUNDERNUGGETS THE THIRD ""Trent that's not really what i-"" It's Jamarcus now"

"""Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Waldo, Not Waldo""--Where's Waldo Audiobook"

"Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth."

"Jokes about German Sausages are the wurst..."

"How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella."

"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"

"With the announcement of Pence as Trump's running mate, it reminds me of a man running. With a dick out in front, and an asshole behind him."

"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."

"How many Hilary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they prefer to be kept in the dark"

"My neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the crazy naked lady and I'm the only one not invited. Weird."