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Joke of the Day
"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine."
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"What did the butcher say to the cow? ...I love you for your inner beauty."
"There are two types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
"No matter how bad things get, at least I have my fingers! I know I can always count on them."
"i like to say ""so long"" in an asian accent is that so wrong?"
"Why would I go to a high school reunion? I have Facebook, I already know who got fat."
"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."
"What do I want to do to your body? I don't know. Identify it, I guess."
"What kind of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear."
"Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn't shy and introverted Alcohol: I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!"