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Joke of the Day
"Clearly I have no shame but thanks for asking. You must be new here."
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"What do you call Italian marijuana? A pizza joint"
"I think it's kinda gross to have sex in bed After all it's where I eat"
"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"
"What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? Let's get on the ship, men!"
"What's the difference between a computer program and global warming? One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!"
"Hey Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sure Bert! XD"
"Knock Knock -Who's there? -The pilot. Let me in"
"When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, ""OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?... hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."""
"Did you hear about Jon Snow dropping his new Apple product? And now his watch has ended."