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Joke of the Day

"How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world? All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it."

"What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces? Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them."

"What did Donald Trump say when he couldn't find his Viagra? The erection is rigged!"

"Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!"

"What do you call a smart gay chemist? A homogeneous"

"How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza."

"What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry? I apollogize."

"A big difference between men and women Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."

"I've started my new diet by putting a salad in front of the beer. Thus I have to move it to get a beer. Because exercise is important too."