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Joke of the Day

"My roommate says I don't respect personal space. That's at least what it says in his diary."

"Christmas is shit ! Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross."

"What did the pedophile from Ireland say? Irish I was a little boy."

"Two birds are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says ""Can you smell fish?"""

"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"

"When Edison got the idea for the lightbulb, an oil lamp appeared over his head."

"What do you call it when Gandhi starts a food fight? Naan violence"

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines!"

"How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg? None. It fell down the stairs."

"When i was young my mom used to put food on the spoon.. and sing ""train is coming, train is coming""... I'd always eat cause i knew if i didn't, she wouldn't untie me from the railway line."