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Joke of the Day

"I think my cats hate people as much as I do. Every time the doorbell rings, they hide under the bed with me."

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"*texting with my mom* Mom: I miss your handsome face! Me: Aww..thanks, mom! I miss you too! Mom: Sorry. Wrong number."
"Seriously, this is the last time I trust a baby with firearms."
"There's been a lot of scammers claiming they're from the electric company calling to get payments from overdue bills... They're getting pretty crafty- they even turned off my electricity."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!"
"Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni but they got plane"
"What do you get when you fuck a circus performer? Cirque Du So-Laid"
"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river? The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""
"Everyone working at a bank looks like if you said ""Marry me and I'll take you away from all this,"" they'd instantly scream ""Yes!"""