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Joke of the Day
"Seriously, this is the last time I trust a baby with firearms."
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"Pregnant Removed"
"Me: goodnight moon Warren Moon: how did you get in my house?"
"Break ups are the worst in China... You see her face everywhere."
"For the past month I have woken up to find hundreds of flowers with no heads all over my doorstep, garden and drive. I think I'm being stalked."
"Fat Lady vs Old Maid What is the difference? One is trying to diet, the other is dying to try it!"
"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector"
"""There's no I in TEAM,"" he yells. ""There's no COACH in LOCKER ROOM,"" I respond. He leaves in stunned silence, and is never seen again."
"How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go fishing"
"Eggs and Toast walk into a bar And the bartender says, ""We don't serve breakfast here."""