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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you fuck a circus performer? Cirque Du So-Laid"

"Forgot it's April fool's! What's the simplest way to really quickly get some friends so I can prank them?"

"Some men are born to greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles."

"I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign."

"What's black and blue and hates sex? The boy scout in my trunk."

"An elephant and a camel are talking The elephant asks, ""Why do you have boobs on your back?"" The camel replies, ""Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face."""

"Infants annoy me How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? you nail it's other hand to the floor"

"I have a joke about minidisc... ...but it's a little CD."

"What's the difference between light beer and having sex in a boat? Nothing. They're both fucking near water."

"I've invented a golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4 inches. They work brilliantly, just don't carry them in your back pocket."