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Joke of the Day
"Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job? Ubisoft"
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"Monotony is my favorite bored game."
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"Whoa. Wait a minute. So those stick figures on your car aren't for pedestrians you ran over? Damn it! *starts scraping off her stickers*"
"If a girl says vulgarities Is she called vulgirl?"
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"*I'm worried about tomorrow* Tomorrow: I'm fine, stop worrying."
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"Whenever my ex-girlfriend regrets her abortion... ...she just calls and talks to me for an hour."
"Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO!!"