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Joke of the Day

"Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff buh dum tss"

"A Boy Fuked His Girls Friend Suddenly he understands It's her boy friend..actually Girl Friend Come To His dream......"

"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos."

"I thought I'd tell you a good time travel joke... but you didn't like it."

"[almost at the moon] Buzz: *explosive diarrhea* DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THE TANG, ARMSTRONG? Neil: *steals speech out of his pocket* nope"

"bleakest Russian joke i know ""children! Your father hanged himself for some peace and quiet, not so you could have a swing-set!"""

"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was assaulted."

"What kind of books do fruit read? Pulp Fiction"

"""Babe, is it in?"" *""Yea.""* **""Does it hurt?""** *""Uh huh.""* **""Let me put it in slowly.""** *""It still hurts.""* **""Okay, let's try another shoe size.""**"

"My doctor prescribed me some anti-gloating cream... Now all I want to do is rub it in."