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Joke of the Day
"Your mother is a 10 On the Richter scale When she walks"
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"When man made the first stone tool 2.6 million years ago, I don't think they could have ever imagined a tool as great as Donald Trump."
"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot."
"Germanwings 'Knock Knock' joke. *Knock Knock* Who's there? *A Germanwings pilot* A Germanwings pilot who? **LUBITZ, LET ME IN GODDAMNIT, YOU'RE GONNA CRASH THE PLANE!!**"
"County lockup has been a lot more fun since they started giving out temporary prison tattoos."
"Waiter this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir thats because it was only ground this morning."
"What happens when a fly drinks rum? It gets buzzed!"
"So I am a poet and a novelist challenges me to a fight... So I say ""Come at me, prose"""
"Why do elephants hate flying? The seats are too small."
"What's the best give you can give someone? A broken drum because you just can't beat it."