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Joke of the Day

"All I have is blood on my hands now. Papercut"

"I got an email from a prince in Africa saying I inherited 100,000 dollars. But my computer just says i got a virus... I hope it's not Ebola"

"What did one reddit user say to the other? (Punch line in comments)"

"What is the speed limit for sex? 68 . Because at 69 you flip over and eat it."

"Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? L'Hospital."

"Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose."

"Did you hear about the leper on the trampoline? He strained his leg. ^^^I'm ^^^sorry."

"Q: Why does Motel 6 ""keep the light on for you"" A: So the roaches won't come out."

"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "" if my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"""

"I dated a lizard once but he had a-reptile dysfunction so it didn't work out."