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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than sucking 12 raw oysters out of your grandma's vagina? Realizing you only put in 11"

"I wanted to be a feminist for Halloween... ...but a fat suit is out of my budget."

"DNA What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA? [Kicked out of the zoo.](/spoiler)"

"What do you call a really shitty nieghbor? Dinkleberry!"

"My 4 y/o doesn't realize that things in life have happened before his existence. I bet this is what life is like for Kanye. Let's be gentle."

"Porn Hub has pledged to plant a new tree for every hundred videos viewed on its site. The amount of tissue paper I get through, I'm still not sure that's environmentally sustainable."

"My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes... Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King? A:iron rings! Q: What does iron man do in his spare time? A: Iron clothes..."

"What kind of blood did the mna have who culdn't spel right? Typo."

"What do you call an alcoholic eating grapes? Impatient."

"A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay."