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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"
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"What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road? ""Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"""
"Him: I think you pick fights with me to get out of doing things together Me: That's not true H: Wanna go hiking M: I don't like your tone"
"I'm basically shuffling papers and watching the clock until the next Batman movie."
"Dammit Dad Dad: ""Whaddya got there, son?"" Son: ""Soy milk."" Dad: -pauses- ""Hola milk, soy tu padre."""
"Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms."
"Protestant joke Q: How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they live in eternal darkness."
"What did the left boob say to the right boob? You're my breast friend."
"A time traveler. Knock knock. Who's there?"
"What are twins favorite fruits? Pears"