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Joke of the Day
"Despite its deceivingly yummy smell, this bar of oatmeal almond soap tastes just like soap."
Next Joke
"My son woke me last night and said ""There's another daddy in the house!"" I don't think he understands how gay marriage works."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers haven't I ?"
"Have you heard the one about the failed Swedish car company? I'd tell it to you, but nobody likes a Saab story."
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. We don't address hardware issues."
"A friend of mine told me he hated Smash Mouth... I told him he might as well be walkin' on the sun"
"Grow it out for the summer Nice one liner I thought of today- What do you think? Should I grow my wrists out for the summer? Or cut them now?"
"So in conclusion, the burglars in Home Alone 2 absolutely would have died. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk"
"What is the cheapest cut of meat on a deer? The balls, cause they're under a buck."
"Last night I had a bad dream about a nocturnal horse It was a real night-mare"