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Joke of the Day
"A friend of mine told me he hated Smash Mouth... I told him he might as well be walkin' on the sun"
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"I dated a lesbian who thought she might be bi, but I was afraid to make the first move. Felt like a pussy the first time she kissed me."
"I met a girl last night with an AOL email address. She also had no idea women could vote and that we have a black president."
"What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!"
"What has no eyes and four legs? No idea."
"What was Lenin's favourite film? Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe."
"My new career path: 1. Learn soccer 2. Move to Ghana 3. Become the Jackie Robinson of Ghanaian soccer"
"Did you know that when a woman wears a bikini, 90% of the body is exposed? But men are so classy that they only stare at the 10% that's covered"
"An Italian woman walks in on her husband giving a man a ""Golden Shower"". In her dumbfounded state, the shocked woman could only think of one thing to say. ""European!"""
"Why do clumsy people get married? They fall in love."