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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers haven't I ?"

"Ur mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at sea world."

"Most household injuries are caused by saying ""whatever"" during an argument."

"Galadriel told Frodo only he could destroy the ring. Smokey Bear said only YOU can prevent wildfires. Frodo did his job; did you do yours?"

"A patient asked the dentist if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered ""I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."""

"Your mum should get tested for HIV It will be the only positive thing in her life"

"What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop?' Dr. Dre"

"scientist 1: how did you discover that dolphins have sex for pleasure? scientist 2: [flashback to the craziest night of their life] math"

"What has Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common? They both fucked minors"

"The Pokemon Champs The pokemon shooters should've blocked the exits if they wanted to be successful, ""gotta catch em all,"" remember!"