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Joke of the Day

"Grow it out for the summer Nice one liner I thought of today- What do you think? Should I grow my wrists out for the summer? Or cut them now?"

"The higher they are, the more spaced out they get What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? &nbsp; ^^The ^^punchline ^^need ^^not ^^be ^^always ^^at ^^the ^^end..."

"What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver? The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green."

"People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking."

"Doctor, can you have a look at my penis... Doctor: I don't see anything wrong with it? I know it's magnificent isn't it?"

"Why were the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni but got plain."

"The people on the internet are so friendly.... One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool."

"That moment. You're driving, music blaring singing at the top of your lungs. You're a rockstar till the music cuts out & you hear your voice"

"A TCP packet walks into a bar... ... and says to the barmen: ""Hello, I'd like a beer."" the barman replies: ""Hello, you'd like a beer?"" ""Yes,"" replies the packet, ""I'd like a beer."""

"For me sex is like a game Single player"