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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between being artistic and autistic? Just one letter."
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"What did the buffalo call his gay kid? His BiSon."
"I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I'm working just because I came to work today."
"Some ppl are like, bury me and plant a tree so I live on in nature and I'm like, same but plant potatoes so I can live on in french fries"
"What did O say to Q? Your boto is showing!"
"What's the difference between a Pakistani military post and a Pakistani elementary school? Beats me, I just man the drone."
"interviewer: what can u bring to the firm me: [places a tiny cactus on desk & smiles] interviewer: I meant like clients me: [removes cactus]"
"The thing that sucks about hanging out with my friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone and know how little I answer their texts."
"*gingerly maneuvers the garbage can back into place between a stack of crown molding we'll never use and your antique pesticide collection*"
"I set up a fight club No one came because I didn't tell anyone about fightclub"