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Joke of the Day
"Girls who say ""I hate drama"" can usually be found drunk and crying on a public toilet."
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"Adele broke my headphones it always says hello from one side (joke stolen)"
"There's a knock at my door. Jehovah's Witness. I decided to let him in. I go, ""Now what?"" He says, ""I dunno...I never got this far."""
"I got a good one for you guys 1"
"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"What's Kayne West's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"
"*Reads about a Salmonella outbreak on lettuce -NEVER eats Salad again! *Reads about the dangers of Alcohol poisoning -NEVER reads again!"
"Does Facebook have a ""You're not smart enough to be talking about politics"" button?"
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car"
"If you hate awkward silences, then necrophilia isn't for you."