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Joke of the Day

"Three dyslexics walk into a bra..."

"I think my phone is mentally challenged... When I try to type 'with' it always replaces it with 28th."

"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

"Breaking News... The inventor of the Anagram has died...may he ""erect a penis""...."

"Just asking for a friend, if one of your testicles drooped more than the other would you see a doctor?"

"Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls."

"What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who got his calculator stuck up his bum? He had to work it out with a pencil..."

"What's the most useful material? Scratch. You can make anything from scratch."

"""Daddy, why is it dark at night?"" It gives the ghosts and zombies a time to run around and collect little kids. Goodnight, hunny."