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Joke of the Day

"Chris Brown said he's done making music. That's funny. I didn't even know he started."

"Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? There was a face off in the corner"

"My 8 year old told me a really clever joke for once. What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk? A Star-Spangled Banner."

"Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field He works well under pressure"

"Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates"

"While getting the newspaper, I thought the neighbor admired my new boxers a bit too much. 'Til I felt a breeze. And remembered a button."

"My girlfriend doesn't give me any space in the bed, so I bought a bigger bed."

"Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman? They are both crustaceans."

"How many angels can a pinhead dance on? To hold up their pants."

"I'd like to tell you about two things: reverse psychology and recycling. But, nah, Reddit wouldn't wanna hear it..."