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Joke of the Day
"What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day? A last name."
Next Joke
"This is a bit cruel, but one of my favorites: What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The Wheelchair."
"Why is Santa such a jolly old elf? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"Dirty: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy"
"I sometimes hump random trees in hopes one will ejaculate Keebler cookies."
"I accidentally pooped my pants during a 5 hour long company meeting today. It was super embarassing, but a man's gotta doo when a man's gotta doo."
"""Interested in mail enhancement?"" Me: u mean 'male' enhancement ""No. [whispering] what if I told u I could get ur mail like so fast bro"""
"What does Mozart put on his front lawn? Metrognomes"
"i'm the human version of samwise gamgee, can't destroy the ring but make sure it gets home so someone else can"