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Joke of the Day
"Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman? They are both crustaceans."
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"*unexpected snow fall* Americans: ""It's the end. The apocalypse is here!"" Canadians: ""Huh...I might need a jacket"""
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"What color were Hitler's walls? Jewish Red"
"Just got back from the Dollar Store. I bought two cars and a trip to Paris for three bucks."
"What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store."
"I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials."
"2015: I can't believe people think the dress is blue and black 2016: I hope the human race doesn't destroy itself forever in violent chaos"
"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire."
"Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown? Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow."