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Joke of the Day

"Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field He works well under pressure"

"My father found the cure for gonorrhea. It was under the TV guide where he left it."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? As a child, you could have been anything. And one by one, you didn't become any of them."

"When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became... Spidermanman."

"Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)"

"Two Grandma's Are Walking Down The Street... One says to the other 'My chest is tight, and I feel heavy'. The other one replies 'That's because you're standing on your left titty.'."

"Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"

"What does PONTIAC stand for? Poor Old Nincompoop Thinks It's A Cadillac"

"Buy Domino's Fire everyone Hire dragons Fire roasted pizzas Delivery in six minutes or less IMAGINE DRAGONS"

"Greenpeace have come up with a new name for shrimp hunting, claiming it's the same as mass murder. They're calling it columbrine"