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Joke of the Day
"How many angels can a pinhead dance on? To hold up their pants."
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"What do you call a man without a beard? A woman."
"7 dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So ......happy got out"
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with the light on."
"Girlfriend and I broke up Now I have no friends. Sadly. A true dark joke."
"What's the difference between a crackhead and a methhead? Toothless methheads give better $3.50 blowjobs"
"One dark night, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russel, get out of the bushes!"
"I parked in a disabled space today... ...and a traffic warden shouted to me, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said ""Tourettes! Now fuck off!"""
"Why do Feminists Like to have Sex with the Lights Off? They can't stand to see a man have a good time."
"When does one play a corny game? You play it by ear."