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Joke of the Day

"How many angels can a pinhead dance on? To hold up their pants."

"Why was the gunman on a diet? Because he was still at large."

"How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy? None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)"

"My friend said she likes Nickleback"

"What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe? Kilometery Cyrus"

"It must suck to be creative in Boston... Because everyone tells you how ""ah-tistic"" you ah."

"A dick has a sad life... Its hair is a mess, its family is nuts, its neighbor is an asshole, its best friend is a pussy, and its owner beats it."

"I slept like a baby last night. I pooped my pants and cried myself to sleep."

"If anyone's seen me at my best, and seen me at my worse, and still accepts me for who I am, it's definitely the liquor store."

"[impatiently yells] ""What do I have to do to get a margarita around here??"" And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen."