208512
Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend doesn't give me any space in the bed, so I bought a bigger bed."
Next Joke
"I hate when Spotify is down and I have to listen to Apple Music on my 128 GB Rose Gold iPhone 6s Plus like some kind of homeless person"
"Today I have been sober for 100 days. Not, like, in a row or anything. Just in total."
"Why does Beyonce sing the song ""to the left""? Because black people have no rights..."
"How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall? B 52."
"Riding horses is fun and all, but... ...let's be on a steer."
"It's so cool how math isn't real now that I'm a grown up."
"I had to perform CPR on my girlfriend during sex last night. When she's half-inflated it's just not the same."
"I see your limerick... There once was a man from Wheeling Who pounded his pud with great feeling And then like a trout He'd stick his mouth out And wait for the drops from the ceiling"
"Why do SJWs like cancer? Because it doesn't discriminate."