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Joke of the Day

"A hippie goes to the abortion clinic. The doctor says: ""If you want it organic, just go sit on a cactus."""

"Trump wins the election"

"Why do seagulls live by the sea? If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels."

"My mom said her day at work today made her feel like punching babies I told her to punch herself in the stomach"

"If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back."

"don't even talk to me if you can't name all three powerpuff girls."

"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"

"A man on his deathbed told his wife he would like to make love one last time... She replied ""I'm the one who has to get up in the morning!"""

"What do you call a crappy skin cream? DisappointmentTM"

"Success... Is like being pregnant. Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fucked."