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Joke of the Day
"Why do seagulls live by the sea? If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels."
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"A man walks into a zoo. All he sees is a dog. What kind of zoo is it? A shit-zoo."
"How many minutes equal one orgasm ? One eight year old."
"dad, why does my cake say ""we dont want a talking cake"" ""its a long story son"""
"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? This guy in middle is a dick."
"Ever heard of the 68 position? You go down on me now and I'll owe you one."
"Two prostitutes are standing on the corner. One asked the other, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"" The prostitute replies, ""No, but I've been swung by my tits."""
"Subway is like prostitution... You pay someone else to do your wife's job!"
"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said ""concentrate"" on it!"
"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? I've never stuffed a BMW up my rectum."