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Joke of the Day
"If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back."
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"If Emblem were a bad employee... Would you Fire Emblem?"
"""C'mon, your relationship isn't *that* serious."" - Las Vegas"
"oneconfess At a job interview director told me that he cannot give me a job because I do not have enough points, but he can give me a son. #oneconfess"
"What kind of overalls does mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"[at my date's front door] wait, so you've known i was a koala the whole time? ""yeah"" [me clinging to her arm slowly eating a leaf] how tho?"
"What makes an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"
"I asked 2 girls if size matters. They both said this is something they often debate. Girl # 1 said she likes them big. Girl # 2 said she likes them enormous."
"Steve Irwin died how he lived With animals in his heart"
"Cats are not mentioned in the Bible because they wrote it."