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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crappy skin cream? DisappointmentTM"
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"What does a man with no honey do? He cantaloupe."
"Bowling is my favorite sport because you don't have to run and there's beer five feet away."
"u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn't shower? Moses. hi i'm your new youth pastor Keith"
"two fish in a tank. one says to the other... **how do you drive this thing?**"
"Why did Santa name his penis Conjunction? Because it joins Clauses."
"Paddy and Murphy find a mirror. Paddy picks it up, has a look and says to Murphy "" that bloke looks really familiar "". Murphy grabs it off him "" Its me you idiot """
"[England 1320] ""Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows."" *waits 6 months* ""K"""
"Trump worked his way up from nothing. He's going to give every American the same 1 million dollars he started with. That's all you need."
"I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band."