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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."
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"A boy comes home from school and gives his mother his report card. ""Why is this wet?"" she asks. ""Because it's below C level."""
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
"Dear investors, I'd like to make a chap stick called ""food court Chinese food."" Please snapchat if interested."
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"No thanks, dentist's office that used to be a house"
"Did I ever post my Alzheimer's joke?"
"I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, ""I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."""
"Love is like peeing yourself everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."
"How do you get a gay to fuck a women? Shit in her cunt"