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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gaping hole in your chest that smells like fish? VAGINA PECTORIS!"
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"My dress sock/running shoe combo says,""I do most of my running after accidentally reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"""
"Teacher: In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !"
"I farted in front of a Jewish friend He got offended but i said "" c'mon a little gas never killed anybody"""
"Women: underwear are not hot pants/short shorts. THEY ARE UNDERWEAR AND YOU GIVE ME A BONER"
"Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds? He got the shakes instead."
"How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season? Only 25...because there's Noel."
"You gotta love North Korea Especially if you're a North Korean"
"What do plumbers and slinkies have in common They both make you laugh when you push them down stairs"
"Two words that would mean the end of Twitter - Miley Bieber."