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Joke of the Day

"Henry constantly confuses sleeping people with dead people. Henry is also a necrophiliac so things get awkward for Henry quick"

"[OC] Girls who prefer ""dad bods""... Just want father figures in their lives."

"Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup."

"Ha - mildly amusing Haha - funny Hahaha - sarcastic laugh Hahahaha - stayin' alive"

"You have a man, woman and douchebag who walk into a bar and order a triple shot... ...and Caitlyn Jenner takes it to the face !"

"Most of the 1800s was spent painting chubby chicks."

"what's the difference between cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let cocaine fall out a window"

"For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex. Please don't upvote. Her strap-on is huge."

"Two fish are in a tank One is driving, the other is shooting Two soldiers are in a tank They drown"

"My friends call me an attention whore, but that can't be true Just look at me!"