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Joke of the Day

"Guys Stop Telling Period Jokes They are not bloody funny."

"My wife told be that I don't understand the concept of irony. Which was ironic because we were in the car at the time."

"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."

"[Heart: Tell her her eyes are windows into eternity, filled with fire... Brain: Beacons, stars in a vast darkness] Mouth: HEY GREAT EYEBALLS"

"Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test? Because the testicles"

"I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell ""Armageddon"" But my friend said ""don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"""

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water"

"I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him."

"I bet hell is full of morning people and obsessive compulsive facebook pokers."

"I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you."