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Joke of the Day

"Guys Stop Telling Period Jokes They are not bloody funny."

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"What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy? Gang rape."
"What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney? Claus-trophobic."
"""At your cervix, m'lady"" - me as an OBGYN and also just me"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool"
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight."
"If approached by a bear, you can play dead, or you can acknowledge the bear, say hello, and see what it needs. Have some decency"
"What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring."
"Why couldnt you trust Castros wife? Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now"
"If a quiz is quizicle, what's a test?"