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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? A: Help! My pocket's been picked!"
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"What if all DJs decided at once to stop using the infamous air horn sound effect and started using the sound of an old man climbing stairs?"
"What did Samsung say after Apple came out of the closet? But I'm gayer and water resistant!"
"How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!"
"why do women enjoy sex more than men A wise man said : ""When you have an itchy ears , and then you put your finger in your ear and scartch which one feel better your finger or your ear ?"""
"What do you see when a Native American Princess pokes a space smuggler in the chest? Pocahontas pokin' Hans tits"
"15 year olds be like I remember 9/11"
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"I nearly dropped my game of scrabble It could've spelled disaster if I actually did"
"The 1920 Red Sox were completely ruthless..."