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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? A: Help! My pocket's been picked!"
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"It seems to me that if you can afford a barrel and a pair or suspenders you can afford a pair of pants."
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"Johnny Depp's wife of just over a year Filed for Divorce today... With NO prenup...She is gonna get soooooo many bracelets."
"I bet the cooler math nerds call each other Alge-brahs."
"My friend tells me he gets 20 times more bitches than me I told him: u get no bitches because 20*0=0 :("
"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day... Even the cake was in tiers."
"Did you know the earth is over 70 percent water? Now what if all that water voted"
"A Volvo runs over a Nokia... ... the world explodes."
"In a car crash a dog would rescue you. However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court."