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Joke of the Day

"I found a pot of gold today... Au yeah"

"How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak? Keep it in church, guys."

"I told my 3 year old that Skittles are Care Bear meat and now I have the bag to myself."

"Don't smoke Unless you're on fire, then it's natural."

"Did you hear Justin Timberlake is making a new song based on Oscar Pistorious? It's called Cry Me A Reeva"

"A Nurse talks to her young Patient Kid: Thanks for helping me get through these tough times, will you come and see me when I get out? Nurse: I'd love to, but I am scared of visiting graveyards"

"Theres an egg on yor head... Only yoking."

"I think gallows humor is gaining popularity. Then again, I wouldn't know. I'm always out of the loop."

"My boyfriend is so bad at tongue-twisters, he can't even say ""I love you"" ONE times fast!!"

"Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's ""sexy"" and ""art"" But when I do it I'm ""drunk"" and need to ""get out of Home Depot"""