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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone know how much water I'm supposed to add to this baby powder to make an infant?"

"""Whose funeral was this photo taken at?"" John, serious tone: ""I dunno. Let's see who's missing"" possible funniest thing john has said"

"Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'."

"Energizer Bunny made a mess.... I put the batteries in backwards and it just kept cumming and cumming"

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant? Sizzle-r"

"Movie Law: All computer hackers have to say ""We're in"" when they get into ""the system"""

"What are green and smell like pork? Kermit's fingers"

"The penis is a really strong organ... ... because it can take a beating"

"My GOD there is nothing on earth I want to eat more than this Bath & Body Works candle"

"I was sold a calculator with the plus button missing. Something doesn't quite add up."