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Joke of the Day

"it's 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science."

"Nobody Likes This. I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This."

"Two Deer walk out of a gay bar... One Deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""

"I was doing a crossword and asked my Jamaican friend for help I asked him, ""Hey, what's a 10 letter word for colossal or huge?"" He said, ""Monumental!"" I replied, ""No, I'm not."""

"Buy one annoying person, get two free! - In-laws"

"I always try to tell myself that I don't actually hate people as much as I say I do...and then I go to the mall."

"If I were Stevie Wonder I would say ""I'll believe it when I see it"" in response to pretty much anything just to piss people off."

"How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!"

"Someone just tweeted something vague that made me think a celeb had died so I googled ""dead."" No dice! Thank god---hang in there, celebs!"

"How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word 'unionized'."