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Joke of the Day

"I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia."

"Why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6? (OC) Because even god thinks ""Sextapus"" sounds ridiculous. (Note: For purposes of this joke, god both exists, and prefers latin.)"

"Horses are so negative in meetings.... They are such neigh-sayers."

"Eminem needs to release an aftershave and shower gel gift set for Christmas Eminessence and Marshal Lathers."

"Two blondes walk into a building... You would think one of them would see the building coming."

"At what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tenish."

"What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you."

"My wife loves sports... Her favorite position is beside herself, and her favorite sport is jumping to conclusions."

"Women are just like wine In my cave."

"What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"