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Joke of the Day
"So Charlie Sheen is HIV Positive... Looks like all the tiger blood was tainted."
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"What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear? A Freudian slip"
"[determined not to have any awkward silence during date] ""so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"""
"Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of marijuana recently: ""It's a good thing I had a bag of marijuana. If it had been a bag of spinach, I'd be dead by now."""
"How much crack did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"
"What's the difference between Britain and Australia? When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse."
"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"
"What Do You Call A Dog With Wings? Linda McCartney"
"Sneezed while doing sign language and accidentally threw up a gang sign. 17 drug lords are chasing me down the street. Send help."
"Two muffins are baking in the oven One muffin looks at the other and says, ""It's getting pretty hot in here"". The other muffin replies, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN""!"