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Joke of the Day
"So Charlie Sheen is HIV Positive... Looks like all the tiger blood was tainted."
Next Joke
"Girlfriend: Im not the best cook, is that cool? Me: Yeah, I love shitty food."
"To all sluts !! Please regulate your whoremones !!"
"[Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] ""He was literally kermit the frog"""
"First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper !"
"Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep"
"What do you call someone who just had sex with a necrophiliac? Sliad."
"My wife is mad at me. Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues."
"What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying? It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)"
"Why do jews have big noses? Because air is free."