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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a homicidal rapist."
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"now it's the scientists' turn to hide and the Higgs boson has to find them"
"What do Foghorn Leghorn and Donald Trump have in common? They're both big racist cocks"
"What rhymes with orange? no, it doesnt."
"Jesus walks..... Jesus walks into a holiday inn, tosses three nails on the counter and asks, "" Can you put me up for the night?"""
"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""
"What is the worlds friendliest aircraft? A hellocopter!"
"Just received an invitation to the local nudists club... I though why not, I've got nothing on."
"What do guns and feminists have in common? They are very loud when triggered."
"Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing."