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Joke of the Day
"Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing."
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"Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining."
"What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist."
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar r/Jokes mods ban them for having different beliefs than them"
"I hope I don't catch another weirdo pooping against the side of a 7-11 tomorrow because I'm not ready to love again."
"My whole family loves iron It runs in our blood."
"So he says, ""Argh! Give me yer booties!"" & he steals all the baby booties. ... There's an audience for Baby Blackbeard & I'LL FIND IT."
"Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo."
"Cow jokes **What do you call a three legged cow?** *Tri tip* **What do you call a cow with no legs?** *Ground beef* **What do you call a masturbating cow?** *Beef Stroganoff*"
"*sinks into depression* Depression: ""Wrong hole."""